OldSchool101
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Yes.Hey..
so you're confident we'll win Sunday?
As confident as a guy can be after a 2 game mauling. Lol
Yes.Hey..
so you're confident we'll win Sunday?
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: How many Lions fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Green Bays shadow!
Q: What did the Lions fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Detroit Lions like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Why is Nate Burleson like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: What do you call an Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Lions fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many Detroit Lions players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Detroit Lions fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Green Bay."
Q: How do you stop an Detroit Lions fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Green Bay Yellow and Green!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and a Detroit Lions fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Lions wide receiver, a Lions linebacker, and a Lions defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What should you do if you find three Detroit Lions football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
The things one finds when reading old threads:
These guys stink
Jeez, some of you guys give up on the team far too easily, or so it seems.
Maybe now corrections will be made.
No one is giving up there is just an awful lot wrong with this team right now. Everyone complaining will be rooting for a big win against the Queens next week but something is seriously rotten in titletown at this exact momentJeez, some of you guys give up on the team far too easily, or so it seems.