Week 8: Packers at Rams

[Ken smith]

Packers defense is gonna show up healthy, tightened up, and focused leaving the rams qb lead footed looking like a white tail fawn in the headlights rubbing smog tears from his eyes and looking for the nearest taco stand. The rams defense is gonna find out what damage can be done by a cheese cutter with a hundred million dollar arm and two good knees. In the end it’ll be a young Rams qb running for his life trying to score 24 points in the last two minutes and scraping dirt out of his face mask as he learns what back to back game ending twenty yard sacks feel like. Only thing that can save the Rams is a seven point quake and the packers bench falling into a fault line.

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

Packers defense is gonna get burned more than brats at a Lambo tailgate party. Rodgers is gonna look like old Lynn ****ey trying to keep pace with the scoring and taking long long naps on the bench while the defense is on the field. In the end the packers will be mismanaging the clock, heaving bombs, scrambling for the sideline, busting hundred million dollar collar bones and knees trying to find nine points in the last minute. Only thing that’ll save the packers will be a seven point quake and the rams bench falling into a fault line.

Where in LA do you live?

 

[HardRightEdge]

Packers defense is gonna get burned more than brats at a Lambo tailgate party.

I'll have you know those brats are grilled to perfection.

 

[HardRightEdge]

Where in LA do you live?

I expected you'd defend the family name, Pokerbrat.

 

[Ken smith]

Where in LA do you live?

I live in Promontory Point Utah of course. I’m a hedge fund manager... of course.

 

[fix8ed]

Packers defense is gonna get burned more than brats at a Lambo tailgate party. Rodgers is gonna look like old Lynn ****ey trying to keep pace with the scoring and taking long long naps on the bench while the defense is on the field. In the end the packers will be mismanaging the clock, heaving bombs, scrambling for the sideline, busting hundred million dollar collar bones and knees trying to find nine points in the last minute. Only thing that’ll save the packers will be a seven point quake and the rams bench falling into a fault line.

I am getting the impression you don't believe the Packers can win this game.

 

[Ken smith]

I am getting the impression you don't believe the Packers can win this game.

I’m always on the fence. I plan to delete whichever of my posts doesn’t pan out and use the other to impress future clients...and just because I like to give lonely moderators something to do. Have no idea why you folks keep trying to catch those little perch with a messy worm and little hook. A long extension cord and a toaster makes ‘em easy pickin’. Besides, MM runs this same woesome packer scam every year. He plods and tumbles through the first part of the season, then when everyone underestimates the packers he goes thundering along to the playoffs. This year he had this crazy five game stretch of top contenders to stare down so he had to make things look worse. Rope a dope.

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

I live in Promontory Point Utah of course. I’m a hedge fund manager... of course.

I’m always on the fence. I plan to delete whichever of my posts doesn’t pan out and use the other to impress future clients...and just because I like to give lonely moderators something to do. Have no idea why you folks keep trying to catch those little perch with a messy worm and little hook. A long extension cord and a toaster makes ‘em easy pickin’. Besides, MM runs this same woesome packer scam every year. He plods and tumbles through the first part of the season, then when everyone underestimates the packers he goes thundering along to the playoffs. This year he had this crazy five game stretch of top contenders to stare down so he had to make things look worse. Rope a dope.

Bernie? Bernie Madoff is that you? Did they give you internet privileges in prison?

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

I expected you'd defend the family name, Pokerbrat.

Pokerbrat sounded so much better than "Pokerwiener"

 

[Ken smith]

Bernie? Bernie Madoff is that you? Did they give you internet privileges in prison?

Shhh

 

[I asked LT to delete my acct]

Yeah, well, the Rams discussion is pretty well exhausted, so there's that. We're pretty much down to injury reports. Nonetheless, I suppose we've been very, very bad boys.

Yes you have

 

[I asked LT to delete my acct]

Which you are doing with the statements in my posts.

okay guys, that's enough......we have an ignore button.

 

[Poppa San]

Packers defense is gonna get burned more than brats at a Lambo tailgate party. Rodgers is gonna look like old Lynn ****ey trying to keep pace with the scoring and taking long long naps on the bench while the defense is on the field. In the end the packers will be mismanaging the clock, heaving bombs, scrambling for the sideline, busting hundred million dollar collar bones and knees trying to find nine points in the last minute. Only thing that’ll save the packers will be a seven point quake and the rams bench falling into a fault line.

Packers defense is gonna show up healthy, tightened up, and focused leaving the rams qb lead footed looking like a white tail fawn in the headlights rubbing smog tears from his eyes and looking for the nearest taco stand. The rams defense is gonna find out what damage can be done by a cheese cutter with a hundred million dollar arm and two good knees. In the end it’ll be a young Rams qb running for his life trying to score 24 points in the last two minutes and scraping dirt out of his face mask as he learns what back to back game ending twenty yard sacks feel like. Only thing that can save the Rams is a seven point quake and the packers bench falling into a fault line.

I’m always on the fence. I plan to delete whichever of my posts doesn’t pan out and use the other to impress future clients.

QFT

 

[Deleted member 6794]

I truly don't care for most stats. Two eyes and results are most important. Also, most important are wins and losses. What's also misleading about your statement is how many yards on the ground and through the air were giving up during his tenure. I think this article below perfectly sums everything up.

Well, the Packers were the second best team in the league over Capers tenure.

As a side note total yards is a terrible metric to evaluate a defense.

 

[Deleted member 6794]

Ian Rapoport reports that Randall Cobb is expected to play vs. the Rams today.

 

[sschind]

Packers defense is gonna get burned more than brats at a Lambo tailgate party. Rodgers is gonna look like old Lynn ****ey trying to keep pace with the scoring and taking long long naps on the bench while the defense is on the field. In the end the packers will be mismanaging the clock, heaving bombs, scrambling for the sideline, busting hundred million dollar collar bones and knees trying to find nine points in the last minute. Only thing that’ll save the packers will be a seven point quake and the rams bench falling into a fault line.

Packers defense is gonna show up healthy, tightened up, and focused leaving the rams qb lead footed looking like a white tail fawn in the headlights rubbing smog tears from his eyes and looking for the nearest taco stand. The rams defense is gonna find out what damage can be done by a cheese cutter with a hundred million dollar arm and two good knees. In the end it’ll be a young Rams qb running for his life trying to score 24 points in the last two minutes and scraping dirt out of his face mask as he learns what back to back game ending twenty yard sacks feel like. Only thing that can save the Rams is a seven point quake and the packers bench falling into a fault line.

I live in Promontory Point Utah of course. I’m a hedge fund manager... of course.

I'm learning to not reply to posts until I read them all. It didn't help you, or maybe it did, that there was a page break between your first two posts. Still the hedge fund manager comment sealed it. Not sure if the Promontory Point is a reference or just a fact (I know the significance of Promontory Point I just never saw it referenced in that way before.)

 

[Ken smith]

QFT

Got an English version of that?

 

[Ken smith]

Ya, just driving a spike down the middle. And yep, the posts being split on two pages pretty much ruined the attempted humor. All in fun. Heading out to pick up a McKnowledge with cheese and fries before the game, and an 18 year old pokerbrat (grilled to perfection) with a little mustard and kraut for my halftime snack. Why is there no brat emoji thingy?

 

[Pokerbrat2000]

Ya, just driving a spike down the middle. And yep, the posts being split on two pages pretty much ruined the attempted humor. All in fun. Heading out to pick up a McKnowledge with cheese and fries before the game, and an 18 year old pokerbrat (grilled to perfection) with a little mustard and kraut for my halftime snack. Why is there no brat emoji thingy?

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[Ken smith]

Ok, just finished reading the latest update. Looks like all the Packers key players are up and healthy for the game. Out of excuses on that front. Not being a football analyst, I’d like to see the defense get agressive and slow down the rams between the twenty’s to tire em out. And some freaking hitting and tackling for a change. I’d also like to see em give the ball to that jones guy more to take some pressure off the O line. That guy can run, why isn’t he utilized? From there I’d like to see them spread out the passing game... Montgomery shorties, graham short, and our now healthy wide outs spreading the field. Yep, that should do it packers 48 rams 24.

 

[Ken smith]

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[Phazael]

History has been that McDoofus always coaches the flattest games after a week off, season openers and playoffs included. We are up against one of the most ferocious teams in the league with a powerful running back and a revitalized Donkey Kong who loves trampling our players. How do people think this is going to go?

I am going to be watching it drunk off my *** through laced fingers over my eyes.

 

[Mondio]

I won’t even ask how to shrink it to emoji size.

Cold water works

 

[Deleted member 6794]

History has been that McDoofus always coaches the flattest games after a week off, season openers and playoffs included.

WTF are you talking about??? The Packers are a combined 20-8 under McCarthy in those games.

 

[Ken smith]

WTF are you talking about??? The Packers are a combined 20-8 under McCarthy in those games.

Plus the intangible... AR is a Cali guy. After all those so cal schools passed on him out of high school... he likes to kick it up a notch in Cali.