And yet every year without fail, you have minimum salary undrafted rookie kickers that will equal or outperform their highly paid veteran counterparts.
If you don't want to call that dime a dozen, I'm not sure what to call it.
Kickers are a dime a dozen.
OK, I'll give you guys a head start on your 5 year analysis project, which probably does not deserve the time I've already spent. You may not particularly like Crosby and you certainly don't like what he's paid, a sentiment I will likely share for at least the next 2 or 3 years, but to say place kickers are "a dime a dozen" is just silly.
Listed below are the top 32 kickers from 2015 listed in order of FG make % with Crosby at the midpoint. I've noted their years experience through 2015:
Josh Brown 13
Dan Bailey 5
Steven Hauschka 8
Adam Vinatieri 20
Stephen Gostkowski 10
Matt Prater 11
Chris Boswell 1
Chandler Catanzaro 2
Dustin Hopkins 2
Phil Dawson 17
Ryan Succop 7
Travis ***** 1
Blair Walsh 4
Jason Myers 1
Nick Novak 8
Mason Crosby 9
Brandon McManus, PK 2
Dan Carpenter, PK 8
Robbie Gould, PK 11
Graham Gano, PK 6
Justin Tucker, PK 4
Randy Bullock, PK 4
Mike Nugent, PK 11
Connor Barth, PK 6
Caleb Sturgis, PK 3
Nick Folk, PK 11
Josh Lambo, PK 1
Andrew Franks, PK 1
Cairo Santos, PK 2
Sebastian Janikowski, PK 16
Matt Bryant, PK 14
Greg Zuerlein, PK 4
5 rookies: Boswell, ***** and Myers were ranked above Crosby. Lambo and Franks well below.
4 second year players
1 third year player
4 fourth year players
1 fifth year player
Notice a pattern there? There is attrition after the second season. Why? Because year-to-year consistency is difficult to maintain; look at Zuerlein. It's hard for these "dime a dozen" kickers to stick around; most turn out to be blow-ups in waiting.
These names do not, of course, include the many kickers brought into camps across the league in the hopes of doing what you want...produce equal or better performance than the incumbent for less money. How many fail? A whole lot more than make it.
So, cut Crosby, bring in 3 rookies, take the best one...you might end up with Andrew Franks. Or maybe somebody worse who proves himself to not belong in the league. Then try it again the following season.
There are 17 kickers in that list with 6+ years experience, more than half the league.
There are 10 kickers in that list with 10+ years experience, the same as the number of kickers with 1-3 years experience. 4 of the 10 ranked below Crosby in 2015.
This begs the question: if kickers are a dime a dozen, why are 1/3 of them 10+ year guys, most of whom are paid handsomely. This is a high percentage. It might be higher than the QB position where career ending injuries are equally rare. I'll leave you guys to check that.
Kickers are closer to the diametric opposite of "dime a dozen" than what you claim. Many are called; few are chosen.
This is not a defense of Crosby's contract, to repeat for about the 3rd. time. It's to say you're being silly with the "dime a dozen" gross exaggerations.