A Jordan Love Contract

[thequick12]

I'm a man of my word. I hope that's the worst anybody could ever say about me.
Honestly, I don't know what I would do with myself. If y'all didn't exist it must've been like this for all the Cold War warriors from our side when the big red team folded.

You've finally become a Packers fan?!

 

[Calebs Revenge]

I can live with nail polish.... just no dresses.

 

[Calebs Revenge]

You've finally become a Packers fan?!

Absolutely not.

 

[Thirteen Below]

I still don't think I look like an absolute clown for being optimistic...

Nah, not at all. Your fantasizing about Williams being the first quarterback in history to be league MVP and Super Bowl MVP in his rookie year, as well as all your other over the top boasting-in-advance, was all perfectly rational.

because.... honestly......who could imagine that their head coach was so inept and Retated that he would watch 32 seconds at the end of a game to just tick and tock and watch the remaining time off the clock(haha it rhymes)and not do anything.

Seriously? Pretty much everyone here except you had biop trouble at all imagining something like that. Nobody could have predicted the exact stupid things he would do, but several of us (myself included) said a number of times that Eberfluis would find multiple ways to screw it up spectacularly, and probably be lucky not to get fired before the season was out. There was nothing surprising about this at all - for the Packer fans, anyway.

 

[Calebs Revenge]

It's all good. Ben Johnson is gonna look great in Chicago Bears colors.
He hast to be coming to coach. It's the only way that you let Bill Belichick not come in for an interview. I know we're a horribly run organization, but are we really so bad as to not even give a phone call to the greatest coach in the history of the game, who wants to come coach for you??
If that's the case and we hire somebody like Brian Florez or even Mike Vrabel, I will lose my shiite

 

[tynimiller]

It's all good. Ben Johnson is gonna look great in Chicago Bears colors.
He hast to be coming to coach. It's the only way that you let Bill Belichick not come in for an interview. I know we're a horribly run organization, but are we really so bad as to not even give a phone call to the greatest coach in the history of the game, who wants to come coach for you??
If that's the case and we hire somebody like Brian Florez or even Mike Vrabel, I will lose my shiite

BB and Caleb Williams to me mix about as well as a if you told me I’m going to put a wolf in the barn with a sheep so they will keep each other warm

 

[Calebs Revenge]

I'm just looking for stability and leadership BB would have supplied both.
Who at Halas would have the balls to stand up to him???
That's why he was never hired and that's probably why unless it's Ben Johnson shiites gonna stay the same.

 

[DoURant]

It's all good. Ben Johnson is gonna look great in Chicago Bears colors.
He hast to be coming to coach.

I think you are setting yourself up for disappointment with your Ben Johnson or bust wishes. I'm not saying he won't be your coach, but he will have plenty of offers, and he might not be interested in staying in the North and joining the Bears organization.

If that's the case and we hire somebody like Brian Florez or even Mike Vrabel, I will lose my shiite.

I highly suggest you carry and extra pair of undergarments in your pocket, just in case, because the odds are you might need to use them when Ben Johnson isn't announced as the next Chicago Bears Head Coach.