Jamison Crowder: 14th%
Jarvis Landry: 0th%
Don't know why but just the way you wrote 0th made me smile. Why not 0nd or 0rd.
Three guys, Bob, Bill and Aloysius were tasked with coming up with names for all the numbers. They had a meeting to discuss it and I imagine it went something like this
Bob: I call this meeting to order. I propose we skip the reading of the minutes of the last meeting and old business and move right on to the new business of naming these numbers.
Bill: I also
Bob: The proposal has been alsoed. All in favor say Aye
Bob: Aye
Bill: Aye
Aloysius: Aye
Bob" All opposed say Nay
silence
Bob: Motion carries lets get on with it.
Bob: OK, we have #1 what are we going to call that one.
Bill: I got it, we will call that the FIRST one
Bob: First, I like it. Its kinda long though we have to shorten it somehow.
Aloysius How about 1st.
Bob: 1st, wonderful, I love it.
Bill: OK, how about #2, what are we going to call that
Bob: #2... I kinda like SECOND.
Bill: That's good, ok now for its shortened name
Aloysius: How about 2nd
Bill: Good one...You're really good at this Al
Aloyisius: Thanks Bill.
Bob: Now #3
Alysius: I was thinking THIRD and we could shorten it to 3rd.
Bill: Now we are cooking. This is easy, we will have this done in no time.
Bob: On to #4
Aloysius: huh... lets see fournd no...fourd... no Henry would never go for that...
Bill: I got it...FOURTH shortened to...??? 4th.
Bob: Perfect ... you want a to take a break or keep going?
Aloysius, We're on a roll lets keep going
Bob: OK #5
Bill: 5...hmmm... That's spelled F I V E right? Fivend...fiverd... I got it FIVETH
Aloysius: fiveth, FIVEth ...close but it doesn't quite roll of the tongue.
Bill: FIFTH?
Aloysius: I like that... Bob, what do you think?
Bob: That's a good one And I suppose we could go with 5th on that one.
Bill: Why not
Aloyisius: I got no problem with that.
Bill: OK, getting a little tougher...#6
-silence for several seconds then Aloysius very tentatively " SIXTH???
-More silence then Bill: soooo then 6th??
Bob: Perfect SIXTH it is. #7
They think for a bit then they all look at each other and in unison: SEVENTH
Bob: Hey, I just remembered I have to stop and pick up the dry cleaning on the way home. What do you say we just whip the rest of them out like this and call it a day?
Bill: Sounds good to me I have a Tee time in 45 minutes anyway.
Aloyisius: Its settled then.. We'll just put TH after the rest of them.
Bob: Great job gentlemen. What say we meet back here at the same time on Thursday and we will tackle them pesky letters.
Bill: That should be a piece of cake...there are only 26 of them.
Bob: Meeting adjourned.
As they are leaving the room
Bill: You know Bob...back there at the beginning of the meeting when you suggested we skip the minutes and move on to the new business? and I alsoed.
Bob: Yeah, what about it
Bill: Well I was just thinking. Alsoed is a stupid word. What if we were to just say "I second that"
Bob: Not a bad Idea Bill. Lets bring it up at the next meeting.