PackFanNChiTown
Bear Fan's Bane
I've already sacrificed two chickens. I was trying to find a goat but the only one I could find was on a farm outside town and the farmer's wife wouldn't sell her to me. Thought about grabbing her and putting her in the car but I know the wife would get pissed and visions of Tommy Boy were dancing through my head.I want to know how your defense plans to stop us.
The next step was a bull but those are much harder to come by. I broke into the country-western bar up the road and spread some road kill blood on the mechanical bull while chanting in a loosely-interpreted creole dialect but left my Jobu doll behind so that may have negated the effect, (he's a bit finicky anyway and can't help with curve balls either).
I DID catch a mouse in the trap I set yesterday however, so sorry, you guys are toast!