Last week
1.Denver Broncos
1
Got the horses to win the crown.
2. Arizona Cardinals
4
Have mastered smoke and mirrors.
3. Detroit Lions
5
Call them the Cardiac Kitties.
4. Dallas Cowboys
2
Got Romo's back.
5. New England Patriots
9
O goes 'Gronk' when squeezed.
6. Philadelphia Eagles
3
O-line limping noticeably better.
7. San Diego Chargers
7
Damaged a little in Denver.
8. Cincinnati Bengals
14
Need a loaner for their Gio.
9. Indianapolis Colts
6
Only get blown out on Sundays.
10. San Francisco 49ers
11
Going to be a 2nd-half team.
11. Green Bay Packers
8
Can't stop run, can't hide.
12. Seattle Seahawks
12
12th man injured.
13. Kansas City Chiefs
13
Reid has appetite for winning.
14. Pittsburgh Steelers
16
Coming around the Ben.
15. Baltimore Ravens
10
Avoiding over-competence.
16. Buffalo Bills
15
Defense using the Schwartz.
17. Miami Dolphins
18
Offense taking it 1 yard at a time.
18. Houston Texans
19
Clowney injured rookie of year.
19. New Orleans Saints
22
Mojo taken off inactive list.
20. Cleveland Browns
23
Almost as physical as LeBron.
21. New York Giants
20
Dreaming of completed passes.
22. Washington
27
Freshness seal good on RGIII.
23. Carolina Panthers
17
Defense starring in "Lost."
24. Chicago Bears
21
Do best work during bye.
25. Minnesota Vikings
26
Can't believe Bucs lost to them.
26. Atlanta Falcons
25
EU asks they not come back.
27. St. Louis Rams
24
Won't go down fighting to 49ers.
28. Tennessee Titans
29
Hope fans forget them during bye.
29. New York Jets
28
Give away ball like Hallow'n candy.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars
30
Have had it up to here with wins.
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
31
Lovie heatedly stoic.
32. Oakland Raiders
32
Woodson fined for trying hard.
