Actually, I prefer looking for meaningless rumors from fans that are snorting too much coke, and suffering from brain fog due to the fizzies. Their stories, of Rodgers alien abduction by his present day "sweetie" and her satanic cult intent on turning him into the god of sacrificial burnt offerings at the altar that it's rumored will be erected in the Packers locker room take center stage at this point.
That would account for his man-bun, and facial hair, which appears to be randomly combed by a hedge hog in heat, and contribute to his comments about finding inner peace within his groniak, whatever the H that is.
I'm posting this for a friend who is afraid that his toaster is watching him too closely to post himself. He got rid of his microwave.
