Washington's Team Name Under Review

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That means no more Seattle Seahawk
No more Arizona Cardinal
No more Toronto Blue jays
No more Chicago Blackhawks
No more Baltimore Orioles
and so on...
Orioles, Bluejays, and cardinals are not birds that pray.

But Cardinaks are also catholic priests and some may be pedophiles.

BlueJay's maybe demeaning to depressed jaywalkers.

And orioles are also a cookie that some are allergic too.

All these names must go.
 

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All these names must go.
You know what, let's just save time and get rid of all the nicknames, that way we'll be on the safe side.
And with that done, we can get down to the real work of getting rid of the names of the cities.
And when that's done, we need to get rid of the names of the states.

And you know for sure we need to get rid of the name of the country.
They've already established that the flag should not be stood for, and the 4th of July should not be celebrated, so no need to bother with that.
 

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You know what, let's just save time and get rid of all the nicknames, that way we'll be on the safe side.
And with that done, we can get down to the real work of getting rid of the names of the cities.
And when that's done, we need to get rid of the names of the states.

And you know for sure we need to get rid of the name of the country.
They've already established that the flag should not be stood for, and the 4th of July should not be celebrated, so no need to bother with that.
I have a theory.

This will be the next big thing in water quality . . . The feminization of fish.

If you go up into the rockies and grab a couple trout in a ****** river, (only nature up stream) you will find the male trout have a high percent of female cells in their male organ. This has been increasing significantly the last 20 years. It seems the estrogen women use and gets flushed down the toilet does not break down. It has built up into our water supply and readily evaporates and rains down all over the US. All men are exposed to this as well. Thus you have metrosexuals increasing all over. Men's manliness has eroded which always served as a counterbalance to the sensitive/caring of the nature of women. Now we, as Americans are shifting our focus from success to our feelings. This is obviously prevalent in today's hyper-political society.
 

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You know what, let's just save time and get rid of all the nicknames, that way we'll be on the safe side.
And with that done, we can get down to the real work of getting rid of the names of the cities.
And when that's done, we need to get rid of the names of the states.

And you know for sure we need to get rid of the name of the country.
They've already established that the flag should not be stood for, and the 4th of July should not be celebrated, so no need to bother with that.
Just numbers. The 44.501027, -88.062112'ers anyone? https://www.latlong.net/c/?lat=44.501027&long=-88.062112
 

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Just change it to the Washington Generals as it is a name synonymous with losing. They are something like 3-17,000 against the Globetrotters.
 
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Didn't want to start a new thread but this ****** harassment scandal could be exactly what Washington needed. A new name AND a new owner. Can you imagine what this franchise could have been capable without Snyder holding them back? They've certainly had some bright spots....but the magic was always quickly extinguished for some reason or another.
 

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Didn't want to start a new thread but this ****** harassment scandal could be exactly what Washington needed. A new name AND a new owner. Can you imagine what this franchise could have been capable without Snyder holding them back? They've certainly had some bright spots....but the magic was always quickly extinguished for some reason or another.

I agree it is time for a change. The Reskins have been irrelevant since Snyder bought the team in 1999.

Record of 142,-193-1, with 8 head coaches, and have finished in 4th place in division 9 times, 3rd place 7, 2nd twice, and first place 3 times. Five playoff apperances with a 2-5 record.
 

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So for the next year they're going to be called the Washington Football Team. Really? That's the best you could come up with? How long does it take to think up a name anyway?
 

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So for the next year they're going to be called the Washington Football Team. Really? That's the best you could come up with? How long does it take to think up a name anyway?
How offensive! They have "Team" in the title. We all know there is no eye in team. How are blind people suppose to feel about this?

Ridiculous.
 

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How offensive! They have "Team" in the title. We all know there is no eye in team. How are blind people suppose to feel about this?
It also says "Football", which we all know is an American term appropriated from the rest of the world, which should really mean "soccer". This is an example of the US's institutional evil, as they dare assume people will think they are talking about American football. In fact, the sport itself is institutionally evil since it is American, and that's not even bringing in its history of head injuries. Considering that, how dare Washington even field a team?

In fact, the NFL is sponsored by Nike, which utilizes slave labor from China, so the entire league is offensive, and should be cancelled.
 

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So for the next year they're going to be called the Washington Football Team. Really? That's the best you could come up with? How long does it take to think up a name anyway?
Probably after the owner and his cronies smoked and snorted a lot of that ewwki stuff
 

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It also says "Football", which we all know is an American term appropriated from the rest of the world, which should really mean "soccer". This is an example of the US's institutional evil, as they dare assume people will think they are talking about American football. In fact, the sport itself is institutionally evil since it is American, and that's not even bringing in its history of head injuries. Considering that, how dare Washington even field a team?

In fact, the NFL is sponsored by Nike, which utilizes slave labor from China, so the entire league is offensive, and should be cancelled.
And a football is often called a 'pigskin' and 'pig' is an offensive term used for police. Oh, wait. We were supposed to appreciate and respect first responders 2 months ago. Now we are supposed to hate police. I get confused sometimes and don't keep up on who the media wants us to hate at the moment.
 

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