1. Denver Broncos 3 (last week)
Headed into belly of beast.
2. Seattle Seahawks 1
Played like Legion of Oops.
3. Philadelphia Eagles 5
Sproles NFC's little big man.
4. Houston Texans 9
Close to not clinching No. 1 pick.
5. Cincinnati Bengals 11
Held Atlanta to 10 points. 10!
6. Carolina Panthers 10
D showing heart without Hardy.
7. New England Patriots 4
Can't lose proposition: Raiders.
8. Atlanta Falcons 12
Caught a workout after Bucs game.
9. San Francisco 49ers 2
Had to fumigate new stadium.
10. Green Bay Packers 8
Stage 1 of Tour de NFC North.
11. Buffalo Bills 20
Making sale price a bargain.
12. Indianapolis Colts 7
D will use Jags O as scout team.
13. San Diego Chargers 25
Rivers has no one to yell at.
14. Arizona Cardinals 17
Palmer's arm needs shock therapy.
15. New York Jets 13
Only owner can call timeout now.
16. Detroit Lions 15
Losing in much more polite manner.
17. Chicago Bears 22
Confused what time zone they're in.
18. Baltimore Ravens 19
Games serving as respite from life.
19. New Orleans Saints 6
Need some home cookin' bad.
20. Pittsburgh Steelers 14
D on friendly terms with QBs.
21. Miami Dolphins 18
Won't wilt in home heat.
22. Cleveland Browns 26
Johnny who?
23. Dallas Cowboys 24
Romo's back tight as Jerry's face.
24. Tennessee Titans 21
60 minutes of fame over.
25. Minnesota Vikings 23
Off to N.O. to take its medicine.
26. St. Louis Rams 27
Has offense Dallas can stop.
27. Kansas City Chiefs 16
Having to play the pain game.
28. Washington 29
Cousins a pretty good sub.
29. New York Giants 28
Eli marked fragile.
30. Tampa Bay Bucs 30
Just arrived in Atlanta.
31. Jacksonville Jaguars 31
End zone seems a long, long way.
32. Oakland Raiders 32
Embracing role as other team's bye.
