I have it on good authority, that shortly before kickoff time, word came of an insidious terrorist plot against the Green Bay players. Owing to security concerns, instead of the actual team, they had their emergency squad of Packers “ringers” suited up. As seen on TV, the Bears proceeded to wipe the field with this fake Packers crew.
At halftime, after extensive and thorough security checks, this conspiracy theory was determined to be a false alarm, and the “all clear” directive was issued. The #Real Packers then took the field, and were just bearly able to make up for lost time.
At halftime, after extensive and thorough security checks, this conspiracy theory was determined to be a false alarm, and the “all clear” directive was issued. The #Real Packers then took the field, and were just bearly able to make up for lost time.
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